Fast Food Rules

1. Don't eat fast food. (watch "Super Size Me" if you need further motivation that this 'food' is terrible for your body.)

2. Always double-check to make sure they get your order right in the drive-thru. (this rule is for those, like me, who despite watching "Super Size Me" and firmly believing that Rule #1 is what I should be listening to ~ still end up in the drive-thru, and get REALLY ticked off when an order is not correct! I mean, if I am going to fork over the $ for this stuff then every flipping, greasy, morsel had better make it into my bags! I am in the drive-thru, for goodness sake, you really think I would stoop to this level if I had the time to park, run inside with receipt in hand, wait for someone to notice me waving said receipt at counter, overhear conversation from the cook to the drive-thru bagger~

'You need a quarter-pounder, Derek?'

Derek, (checking his screen in front of him that obviously only show the current orders--not those that he short-changed a moment ago) 'Nope.'

'huh. weird. I got an extra.'

~~~~ huh. Weird. I didn't get mine. oh! oh! oh! do you think....?! ~ wow. this could all work out.)