Tuesday morning script.
(too bad I did not have a copy on Monday. much screaming could have been avoided)
Evie: (running in to kitchen. excited) Mommy! There were two spiders on the floor!
Mommy: (not understanding that use of past tense for spiders location is crucial to conversation. smiling) There are? oh my! Where, sweetie?
Evie: (opening hands that mommy had not noticed were balled in fists) Here, mommy!
two spiders drop out of her adorable little hands to floor inches from Mommy's bare feet. mayhem ensues.
